Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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