hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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