Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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