...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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