Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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