we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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