He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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