i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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