He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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