I puked a lego.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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