my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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