Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
