you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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