Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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