New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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