let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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