Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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