You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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