Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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