I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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