watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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