He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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