I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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