I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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