It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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