he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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