problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just googled if crying burns calories
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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