my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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