We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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