Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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