i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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