when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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