She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize