Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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