i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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