STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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