better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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