You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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