finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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