my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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