I want to have your abortion
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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