We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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