look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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