Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Of course I have a pirate flag
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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