Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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