playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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