You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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