Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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