i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
