If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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