Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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