New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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