This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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